July 2, 2009
14:53
How much $$ is your company wasting by having long 'meetings' about things that can easily be handled via email? http://bit.ly/ISvpG
July 1, 2009
18:45
"I won't catch your cold, I never get sick". Why do I spew such lies?
June 29, 2009
16:23
First order from Alice.com arrives tomorrow. $15 for toilet paper, paper towels, candles, toothpaste, laundry det, and tea + Free shipping!
June 27, 2009
11:46
My brother @vpoptom's take on the @martinsargent and #murphygoode debacle http://passivetag.com/321 Very well said!
Tags: murphygoode
June 26, 2009
21:16
16:48
I know they say even bad press is better than no press, but I don't know if that's the case with this: http://bit.ly/30gf68
16:43
Today I learned (in sort of an "I'm a total idiot" kind of way) that I can use my powercord sans laptop battery. Thanks kid at Best Buy!
16:05
11:58
My laptop battery won't charge. About to run out of juice... #getawayfrommedarkcloud
Tags: getawayfrommedarkcloud
June 23, 2009
17:14
My car starts!!...With an actual key!! I've been using a screwdriver for 4 months. Feels like the beginning of a new relationship. Exciting!
17:01
New DG post: Alice.com Promises To Never Let You Run Out Of Toilet Paper, Deodorant, Or Cheez-It’s!! http://bit.ly/JsGak
June 22, 2009
18:23
I watered the palm and banana tree today. Just noticed all the water leaked out all over the floor. I'm ignoring it...
17:39
If things go as planned, my car will be problem-free by tomorrow afternoon. Taking bets now on the *actual* outcome.
June 21, 2009
12:57
12:32
Any suggestions on places to camp (car/tent) relatively close to SF? Looking for "woodsy-like" spots...not "beachy". Thanks for any help!
June 20, 2009
18:50
I found some good news!! It's called "Pinot Noir" and it's going down quite nicely.
18:25
The bad news is my car died again leaving me stranded with a ton of groceries. The good news is - Oh wait THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS. #FML
Tags: FML
June 18, 2009
21:15
12:42
RT: @martinsargent please Digg link to my wine country lifestyle correspondent application video!!! http://bit.ly/XQBjX Thanks team...
12:35
I just learned that there really is such a thing as too much Sriracha #icanteatmylunch
Tags: icanteatmylunch
June 16, 2009
20:40
Please vote for @martinsargent http://bit.ly/BZhol for @areallygoodjob I want to go to Healdsburg!!! (Oh, and I want him to get the job too)
15:07
Bringing my car to a mechanic tomorrow who reminds me of the Soup Nazi. I hear he's the best but he SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!
09:43
- This is a description of a job taking care of senior citizens. Yes, it says part of your duties will be "cle ...
June 15, 2009
14:16
Either I'm on a hidden camera show, or this idiot in the coffee shop is really just that annoying.
June 14, 2009
14:44
June 12, 2009
16:08
14:20
09:37
I've never worked in a cubicle before (well, for a day once). Are these really necessary? http://bit.ly/20Ruqq A little passive aggressive?
June 9, 2009
20:33
Guy next to me yesterday bitched about how sick he had been for 10 days, coughed all over the place, then left. Now I feel like ass. #wtf
Tags: wtf
18:40
Thanks for all the suggestions everyone! Tofu was safely removed and tossed. (You don't even want to know what was under my oven. ☠ GROSS)
15:04
Sticky situation: Slimy piece of baked tofu slipped right out of the tongs and under the oven - far under. Have no idea how to retrieve it
14:50
13:32
RT @maureenmcd Join the Be Match Bone Marrow Registry online for free (first 46,000 from June 8 - 22) http://bit.ly/19SvpJ
June 5, 2009
14:41
Just had the loveliest ride from Larry's Towing. Wonderful driver! I know what you're thinking, no it wasn't my car...ask @martinsargent
June 1, 2009
11:57
I guess we should have read reviews before purchasing toaster that caught fire yesterday http://bit.ly/lm9KD I almost burned the house down!
May 31, 2009
14:36
Him: "you cooking something?" Me: "Oh crap!" Him: "Smells like.." Me: "FIRE!!"
Now I'm outta baking soda and I need a new toaster oven.
May 29, 2009
08:55
Costume rented for pirate wedding tomorrow. Must be careful what I eat before and during wedding or It will not come off. #fitslikeaglove
Tags: fitslikeaglove
May 27, 2009
14:33
It stinks like rotisserie chicken in here - which is odd for quite a few reasons...
May 23, 2009
21:40
Was really not looking forward to seeing it, but now I can't wait to see it again!!! #startrek
Tags: startrek
May 21, 2009
16:02
Whoever wrote the song "So ya had a bad day" should be put down.
11:50
May 20, 2009
22:23
Trying to talk @martinsargent off a ledge. He's devastated that Adam lost #americanidol . He's in tears.
Tags: americanidol
May 19, 2009
17:49
Enough of my car problems here. Wanna hear 'em? Then follow the beast @mybluedurango
17:34
Car in shop again. Thinking my screwdriver key may have done something bad. Thanks @Jayfish for pushing it up the road yesterday!
May 13, 2009
15:44
Doing laundry so I'm wearing my "laundry day clothes". Glad the earthquake was tiny because I would not want to go out in public in this
15:37
15:24
That last tweet was not posted by me...hence the reason I needed to change my TwitPic PIN. Please ignore as per usual.
14:46
- Change your PIN
11:39
My brother @vpoptoms's latest puppy problem is making me remember how much work a puppy really is http://bit.ly/W004z
May 9, 2009
09:00
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